I ran accross this and thought it was very funny and if you havent seen this before you should.
I edited the Hackers name with “LameHacker” , and Changed the victime with “InnocentVictime” also I named the other people that were talking aswell “Witness” NOTE, Not all the Witness are the same person.
Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called LameHacker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as InnocentVictime. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you’re currently using, any request there will return to your computer.
* LameHacker (~firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* LameHacker (~email@example.com) has joined #stopHipHop
LameHacker: why do you kick me
LameHacker: can’t you discus normally
InnocentVictime: we didn’t kick you
InnocentVictime: you had a ping timeout: * LameHacker (~firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (Ping timeout#)
LameHacker: what ping man
LameHacker: the timing of my pc is right
LameHacker: i even have dst
LameHacker: you banned me
LameHacker: amit it you son of a wonderful person
Witness: cabbage you’re stupid, DST^^
LameHacker: shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
LameHacker: for two weaks already
LameHacker: when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
InnocentVictime: You’re a real computer expert
LameHacker: shut up i hack you
InnocentVictime: ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^
LameHacker: tell me your network number man then you’re dead
InnocentVictime: Eh, it’s 188.8.131.52
InnocentVictime: or maybe 127.0.0.1
InnocentVictime: yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
LameHacker: in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
InnocentVictime: Now I’m frightened
LameHacker: shut up you’ll be gone
LameHacker: i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
LameHacker: say goodbye
InnocentVictime: to whom?
LameHacker: to you man
LameHacker: buy buy
InnocentVictime: I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* LameHacker (~email@example.com) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* LameHacker (~firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #stopHipHop
LameHacker: dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
InnocentVictime: LameHacker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
LameHacker: you’re so stupid man
LameHacker: say buy buy
LameHacker: ah, [Please control your cussing] off
LameHacker: buy buy InnocentVictime
* LameHacker (~email@example.com) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
* LameHacker (~firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #stopHipHop
LameHacker: InnocentVictime you son of a wonderful person
Witness: LameHacker how old are you?
InnocentVictime: What’s up LameHacker?
LameHacker: you have a frie wal
LameHacker: fire wall
InnocentVictime: maybe, i don’t know
LameHacker: i’m 26
Witness: such behaviour with 26?
InnocentVictime: how did you find out that I have a firewall?
Witness: tststs this is not very nice missy
LameHacker: because your * fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
LameHacker: be a man turn that cabbage off
InnocentVictime: cool, didn’t know this was possible.
LameHacker: thn my virus destroys your pc man
Witness: are you hacking yourselves?
InnocentVictime: yes LameHacker is trying to hack me
Witness: he LameHacker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
LameHacker: yes man i hack the InnocentVictime but the sucker has a fire wall the
Witness: what firewall do you have?
LameHacker: like a girl
Witness: firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl^^
Witness: B**** give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
LameHacker: turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
Witness: he LameHacker why turn it off, you should turn it off
LameHacker: you’re afraid
LameHacker: i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
LameHacker: InnocentVictime turn off your cabbage wall!
Witness: i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
LameHacker: shut up
LameHacker: my grandma surfs with fire wall
LameHacker: and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.
InnocentVictime: LameHacker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
Witness: LameHacker can’t hack
Witness: nice play on words ^^
LameHacker: wort man
InnocentVictime: LameHacker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
Witness: how many times again he is no hacker
LameHacker: man do you want a virus
LameHacker: tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
Witness: ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^
InnocentVictime: it’s easy
LameHacker: lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
LameHacker: and are the first files being deleted
InnocentVictime: i’ll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
LameHacker: don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a wonderful person
InnocentVictime: that’s bad
Witness: InnocentVictime you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
InnocentVictime: yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
LameHacker: and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. LameHacker was comforting me with a music tip.
LameHacker: tupac rules
LameHacker: elch you son of a wonderful person your f: is gone and e: too
Drive EConfused Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….
Or isn’t it happening on my computer?
LameHacker: and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
Witness: why doesn’t Witness say anything
InnocentVictime: he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
LameHacker: your d: is gone
Witness: go on B****
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! LameHacker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
LameHacker: InnocentVictime man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
LameHacker: i’m already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?
* LameHacker (~email@example.com) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “LameHacker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”. We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.
This proves that sum ppl r just dumb and ignorant and not all hackers r smart…